Thursday, September 29, 2011

Does Quitting the Football Team to Join the Cheerleading Squad ...

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hey maurice,

great job with philly barstool. I want to know. does quitting the football team to join the cheerleading team get this kid laid? i?ve gone back and forth on whether this increases or decreases his odds.

- Mac

I had my doubts at first. When I saw homeboy hopping around doing the muffled clap to ?be aggressive?, I thought for sure his getting ass days were far behind him. But as soon as they put the camera in his face and he exclaimed ?I?m having a BLAST; it?s awesome,? I knew this was the work of a man with a mastermind game plan.

There is no doubt in my mindgrapes that this kid is laying pipe on all those cheerleader skanks. Best decision the kid could make. Uhhh should I bust my ass on the football team getting hurt and tired every day with a coach spitting in my face for the CHANCE to get laid, or should I just join the cheerleading squad and go straight to the source? Easiest choice ever. The young man had an epiphany and went with his gut. Sure he probably lost a good number of his male friends, but until his male friends learn to do a split while swallowing his cock Logan really doesn?t have any use for them does he? I say laid.

What do you think? Vote 1 for getting no butt and 10 for banging cheer sluts.
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